I lied. This is the only post for today =/

Did you know that the majority of Dubliners think that Colin Farrell’s a right twit? A boob? A fookin’ idjit? It’s because every other word that comes out of his mouth is offensive, and Dubliners think (or at least, the ones I spoke to) that he’s not sending out the appropriate image of someone from Dublin. And that he’s stupid.

Well that may be true, but I would still like 15 minutes alone with him, let me tell YOU. And now he has a sex tape scandal (I’m sure that I’m not the only one that would like to get my hands on that one!), but the tape will never be released due to court order, yadda yadda, yadda. But Colin: only 15 minutes?!? It doesn’t matter. You’re still hott.

So someone like Colin Farrell or Ryan Reynolds or Hugh Jackman would be my ideal man. Someone who is:

• Taller than me (not 6’6”, but you know what I mean. 5’11” is a good height, seeing as my mom now thinks that I’m 5’9”, but I’m not. Hahahahaha)
• Has dark hair
• Dark curly/wavy hair
• Dark curly/wavy hair that is long-ish (preferably to the top of the ears or longer)
• Listen: he has to have NICE HAIR. That’s my thing. Hair.
• Nice eyes (preferably of the blue or green variety……or a nice hazel mix….something
• Not skinny but not obese (I kinda like the slightly ‘thicker’ variety.)
• He has to be funny, or be able to make me laugh.
• Sweet, caring, compassionate
• A great kisser
• Love of Kevin Smith movies, Family Guy, Simpsons, heavy metal and hard rock, and some alternative (hehehehehe)
  
• Coldplay fans need not apply
  
• He also has to be up for a party sometimes, but likes to chill most of the time, since I have no money
• Give good massages
• Bonus points for playing an instrument or being a singer. I love drummers and guitar players (accoustic moreso than electric). Bass players are also......exceptable. HAHAHAHA
• Ooooo and if he has a good job that allows him to buy me things like a CD player that would also be acceptable.
• And let’s face it: he has to be cute. I like quirky kind of guys with their own style. But being a snowboarder would DEFINITELY be a plus

Today I am hurting. Apparently the second day is always the worst. Who knew?!? My left leg is killing me, and the pain has migrated to my left quad, my hip flexor (OUCH) and the left side of my back. My lower back to middle back is tight enough, so this just adds to it. Next week: remember to kick with right foot to even things out. It’s so bad right now that when I am sitting in a chair, I can’t even LIFT my left leg. I have to physically HOLD it and move it. Apparently I am an 85-year-old man.

I haven’t heard from Ciaran since I broke up with him, but I left him a voice message on Tuesday after work. If he doesn’t ring or text me I admit I’ll be hurt: how can you throw away a friendship like that? Clearly you weren’t interested in me in a romantic sense, so get over your issues (and we know what they are….or at least we have an inkling) and frikken keep your kool-ass Canadian friend, cuz clearly you aren’t making any of your own.

But I digress.

Nothing else to report here. Will post later, so KEEP CHECKING THIS SPACE!!!!